There’s a reason why I won’t play Sword and Shield
Bye Tumblr
god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time
the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking
me: “i’d like a toothpick please.”
god, probably: “great! that’ll be 18 dollars.”
me: “sounds about right. here’s my entire wallet”
The two different sides of homophobia:
The assumption that any form of male intimacy is always romantic/sexual and the assumption that any form of female intimacy is always purely platonic and nothing romantic/sexual about it at all
Day in Fandom History: November 3…
While lost in the woods of the Unknown, brothers Wirt and Gregory run into a jaded old woodsman who warns them to beware of a beast. The First Episode of Over the Garden Wall, “The Old Grist Mill”, premiered on this day, 5 Years Ago.
5 YEARS???
anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box
Exodus 25:23-30
well ill be darned
the only thing the bible is clear on is how to make furniture but only because jesus was a carpenter
Pocket Monsters Sun & Moon: Appreciation Week, Day 8: Favourite moment from finale | ½
Alolan Family farewell
I don’t have to explain why I bet. ♥ Satoshi will always have a home to go to in Alola. Always.
it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming
can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??
